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After Marty made an unwise decision to trim his hair by his lonesome this weekend, what did Marty's hair most resemble:

1. The hairiest Mohawk ever;
2. The laziest Mullet ever;
3. The latest chic sweeping womens' penitentiaries.

You Do It To Yourself

OK, so you can view this as an abstract and thoroughly obtuse answer to why I've been away, or as a really brilliant example of video storytelling. Either way, just watch it until the very end. I promise I will be back, but I still need to rest for a bit.