. . . So Much Love That It Blows My Brain Out

Things I've Learned from Match.com:
1. Apparently I'm hot stuff to women in China, South Korea, and Malaysia--well, either that or I have a big sign that flashes "Green Card" on my forehead;
2. I'm also hot stuff to hot women who "are just trying match.com" and who I can contact using their real e-mail at suckerborneveryminute@thisisascam.com;
3. Grammar doesn't appear to be a high priority to chicks who write to me;
4. Nor does physical appearance (ooooh, karma is gonna get me for that one).