Why Yes, I Am F!cking Bored
Legal Terms Rejected by ESPN Sports Center as Catch Phrases:Dismissal With Prejudice!!!
He's been 12(b)6'd!!!
Collaterally Estopped!!!
He really showed him his Model Penal Code!!! (only to be used when player slam dunks over opponent's head)
Summary Judgment Denied!!!
Demurrer Sustained Without Leave to Amend!!!
Personally Served with a Subpoena Duces Tecum!!!
Thank God for Actus Reus!
He's Violating the Law Against Perpetuities!!!
1 comment:
Did you come up with this on your own? haha. it's amusing.
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