Today Is Whatever I Want It To Be

Obviously, I'm not conducting a purely scientific experiment based on the most current, rigourous lab protocols. That would entail daily reports of findings written contemporaneous with results as they occur. Each entry would have to be signed off by at least two witnesses. However, I never could stand lab work (hate the smell of butane and burning plastic), and I don't think I need two folks saying, "Yup, Marty seems to be happier." Anyway, much like a pitcher doesn't need to know the calculus for the trajectory of a ball to throw a no-hitter, I don't need to measure my serotonin levels to know that I'm feeling better.