Caligula Would Have Blushed

So the first song I hear on radio during my drive to work is The Smiths' "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now". And there's this from The Onion this week. This afternoon, Partner at SmallLaw offers me a permanent position.

Can you guess what my answer was?

Yeah, I know there are folks who will say I deserve to hang out with Binky the Crotch Hammer of Frustration for that decision, what with the craptastic job market and such. Whatever. All I know is that if I said yes, I'd be walking back into the life I'd walked away from for good reason. That, and I'm lucky enough to want more out of life than making money, spending it, wash, rinse, repeat.