I Met A Christian In Christian Sands, A Devil In Helsinki

Yo Poppin' Fresh. Just to let you know there is some objectivity left in me, Makeup Chick has a massive red flag there waving above the Relationship Badlands. See, she's 31 years old (no, that's not the red flag, sheesh, wait for it, wait for it), and she's moved 32 times in her life. She was a bit cagey when I asked her why she moved so much. Yup, big ol' red flag.