Sunday, January 02, 2005

Deep Distant and Pure

How to feel like you're on the moon if you have high blood pressure:

While sitting--
1. Take 320 mg of diovan;
2. Take 20 mg of furosemide;
3. Take 20 mg of enaperil;
4. Take 100 mg of toprol;
5. Wash down with beer;
6. Stand up really fast.

I call the cocktail a "Neil Armstrong."

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